eating me popcorn...

March 14, 2007 12:29am CST
an old farmer went to town to see a movie. the tickets agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?" the old farmer said, "that's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever i go, Chucky goes." "I'm sorry sir/" said the ticket agent, "we don't allow animals in the theater." the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. he returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. he sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. the movie started and the rooster began to squirm. the old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie. "Marge", whispered Mildred. "what", said Marge. "I think this guy next to me is a pervert.", said Mildred. "what Makes you think that," saked marge. "he unzipped his pants and he has his thing out", Whispered Mildred. "well, don't worry about it", said Marge, "At our age we've seen them all." "i thought so", said Mildred, "but this one is eating my popcorn."
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• India
14 Mar 07
ha ha ah...good one..keep adding more like ths..imagine if something real like ths starts eating