Priest ( Joke )

March 16, 2007 4:34am CST
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, " Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customes limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you. I will not lie". "With you honesty face, Father, no one will question you." When they got the Customs, she let the priest fo ahead of her. The offical asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, " And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" " I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Have a splendid day.
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@bigedshult1 (1613)
• United States
16 Mar 07
I like that one hear one for you Dinosaur Bones Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the blonde guard, 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' The guard replies, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' The guard answers, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago!'
• Pakistan
16 Mar 07
Ha Ha Ha, very nice!
@fake_you (391)
• Philippines
16 Mar 07
hahaha! this is cute! keep on posting! hahaha!
• Pakistan
16 Mar 07
@sumi123 (129)
• India
16 Mar 07
HA HA HA HA HA I jst cant stop laughing at all la.........Its really really nice... Keep posting more like this
• Pakistan
16 Mar 07
;-) thanks for encouriging , have a nice day.
@marzieh (51)
• United Arab Emirates
29 Apr 07
hahaha very nice