Man Kisses Nun
March 19, 2007 2:36pm CST
At a bus stop bench, a man sat down next to a nun. Here is a description of the strange event that followed: The youngman sopke up and said, "Excuse me, Sister, and I hope you are not offended by me asking this, but I have always wanted to kiss a nun. Do you think there would be anything wrong if I just kissed you on the cheek?" The shocked nun looked around and didn't see anyone, and said, "Well, I don't supposed it would hurt anything. But first there are two requirements. First, you have to be Catholic, and second, you have to be single." "No problem," the man replied. "That's great! I'm a Catholic and I'm single." The nun looked around again and whispered, "Okay, then you can go ahead." The man leaned over and gave the nun a kiss on the cheek. After the kiss, the man exclaimed, "Ha, ha, Sister! The joke's on you. I'm a Protestant and I'm married!" "No, the joke's on you," was the reply. "My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a costume party!"