Does your dog bite?

United States
March 20, 2007 6:49am CST
A man comes upon a bus stop when he sees a woman next to a dog. He asks her, "Does your dog bite?" The woman replies, "No, my dog doesn't bite". The man then reaches down to pet the dog, and the dog bites him terribly on the hand. "Dang, lady," he says in pain, "I though you said your dog doesn't bite!". "Well", she replied, "That's not my dog".
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@neon2000 (2762)
• Philippines
21 Mar 07
LOL! That's a good joke my friend. Perfect punchline.
• United States
21 Mar 07
Thanks neon
• United States
21 Mar 07
i'll bet that happens. she could have said that first tho ;)
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• United States
21 Mar 07
Thx, Scarlet. Yes she could have, but my joke would have disappeared! LOL
@mschiqui (1284)
• Philippines
21 Mar 07
poor man!
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• United States
21 Mar 07
Thanks for the input Mschiqui
@raveena (1357)
• India
20 Mar 07
Was a real good one. Hope you enjoy this one. A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
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• United States
21 Mar 07
Ha! The wisdom of children.
@TriciaW (2442)
• United States
20 Mar 07
LOL That is a funny one. Thanks for the giggle!
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• United States
20 Mar 07
You are very welcome. Glad you enjoyed it. (PS I stole that from one of the Pink Panther movies.)
• Canada
20 Mar 07
now thats funny
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