Does your dog bite?
March 20, 2007 6:49am CST
A man comes upon a bus stop when he sees a woman next to a dog. He asks her, "Does your dog bite?" The woman replies, "No, my dog doesn't bite". The man then reaches down to pet the dog, and the dog bites him terribly on the hand. "Dang, lady," he says in pain, "I though you said your dog doesn't bite!". "Well", she replied, "That's not my dog".
20 Mar 07
Was a real good one. Hope you enjoy this one. A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."