Offending men (JOKE)

@dixielol (1581)
United States
March 22, 2007 12:16pm CST
Men.... For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free? Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like . .. Laxatives . ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .......... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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• United States
22 Mar 07
When some woman tells a man she would just as soon pass he always thinks it has something to do with finger pulling.
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@dixielol (1581)
• United States
22 Mar 07
LOL! Thats true. Thanks for makeing me laugh. + for you
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@MarkyB21 (1545)
4 Apr 07
Thanks for the laugh. I have to admit that number 8 is very true! Men get much older than women before they finally mature. I'm nearly 30 and I'm not there yet lol
@dixielol (1581)
• United States
5 Apr 07
You are welcome & thanks for the response. It's good that you can take a joke! Don't worry, Im not quite mature yet either.
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