He said.... She said....There must be some truth in this.

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He said, " Why do you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it." She said, " You wear pants, don't you?" He said, " Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said, "Great idea, you stand by the ironing board while i sit on the sofa." He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money i gave you?" She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror." He said, "Why are married woman heavier than single woman?" She said, "Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge." Nothing personal guys. It did make me laugh though. What about you?