Funny questions to ponder

India
March 22, 2007 12:31pm CST
Why do people who know the least know it the lowdest? How important does a person have to be for them to be considered to be assasinated instead of just murdered.? If money does not grow on trees why do Banks have Branches? Why do people point to their wrist when they ask for time but don't point ot their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up 10 times every hour? Do cows have calf muscles? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow how cold is it going to be? xan atheists get insurance for acts of god?
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