Here's a joke for you!!
March 23, 2007 12:22pm CST
Little johnny was in school, and his teacher said 'We're going to play a game today. i am going to hold something behind my back, and describe it, and i want you to guess what it is. ok? now, i am holding something that is round and red. what is it?" "OOOHHH I KNOW I KNOW!!!" Little Johnny cried. "it's a little red ball!!" 'no, it's an apple, but i like the way you think' the teacher replied. 'now, i am holding something round and orange behind my back. what is it?' "OOHHHH I KNOW I KNOW!!! it's an orange!!!" 'no, it's a little orange ball, but i like the way you think. now, does anyone want to come up and try this?' little johnny starts waving his hand frantically. 'ok johnny. come up here.' he walks to the front of the classroom, and sticks his hand in his pocket. "i am holding something hard, round, and it has a head on it",'JOHNNY!!!!!!!' cried the teacher."it's a quarter, but i like the way you think!"
27 Mar 07
A QUICK RIDDLE Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it? Nobody. The first four don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
• United States
23 Mar 07
HERES ONE BACK! If my body where a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but thats not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was.I slip and slide and bump into things even in the best weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. But, thats not the worst of it...Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!