Name That Virus(contd.)
@ashishlijhara (584)
India
March 23, 2007 2:22pm CST
The MIKE TYSON virus: quits after two bytes.
The OPRAH WINFREY virus: your 300 MB hard drive shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200 MB.
The JACK KEVORKIAN virus: deletes all old files.
The PROZAC virus: totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus: only attacks minor files.
The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus:terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
and last but not least ...
The LORENA BOBBITT virus: reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch floppy,then discards it through Windows.
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