Here are a few things that get on my nerves

March 24, 2007 1:32pm CST
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is mate, where the hell is yours? Do I point at myself when I ask where the toilet is? ======== People who are willing to get off their a$$ to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. ======== When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? ======== When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here doofus? ======= When people say while watching a film "did you see that?!". No Loser, I paid good money to come to the cinema and stare at the popcorn ridden floor. ======= When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a$$es! ======= People who ask "Can I ask you a question?..... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? ======= When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. ======== When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? ===== I know, a bit more than a few What gets on your nerves?
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@palpalsky (900)
• United States
26 Mar 07
this is good
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@maribea (2366)
• Italy
25 Mar 07
oh thank you very much you made me laugh so much!!!! very very funny this idea of you!!!! thre are so many things that make me angry!!! for example...I am late...have you been waiting for so long? Oh no I was just here to look at my nails while being coloured!! or for example..you should work during all weekends instead of me because you don't have a family...if I did this, I would never have one and maybe I still have a life even though I haven't grown up three babies or mended my husband's socks!!! or...if I complain about the fact that I don't have a stable work and therefore I am never getting a good mortgage or things like this..."oh but you don't need to have a mortgage...you have already a house"...why am I not supposed to have any right while others have all the rights? or I think I hate..."if I were you, I would do this way and I would forget all the hurt and forgive him or her and continue my life without thinking about it any more" you're not me and you don't know how much I am hurt and I hope you can feel the same way I feel and then...then I hope to be there to tell you..."why don't you continue your life? it is no point complaining about this anymore!!" wow...you made me talk a lot...I have never thought I could name so many things that get me on my nerves...not in a foreign language...guess it is such an interesting subject...I couldn't help writing and writing!!!
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@weemam (13389)
25 Mar 07
when my grandchildren were young and we were going somewhere the youngest girl would wait until we had just left the house and she would say " are we not there yet " this used to get Ross really annoyed , he would say in a loud voice , " if we were there we would be getting out of the car " i use to go into hysterics every time she said it , I was always waiting for it lol xx
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@Anniedup (3652)
• Richards Bay, South Africa
25 Mar 07
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?!". No I am washing my car, wanna join?
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• United States
24 Mar 07
These things did but now they don't I will always think of the hilarious responses from now on.. GREAT!
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