This just in from my Canadian buddy...

United States
March 24, 2007 11:14pm CST
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here inCanada. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in - Alberta - Newfoundland - Saskatchewan And - B.C. Our DIPSTICKS are located in OTTAWA , ONTARIO
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• United States
25 Mar 07
this is a joke right? it isnt listed under jokes, but its got to be...im mean how could no one have thought to check? unless i am missing something important?
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@Jaytech (2251)
25 Mar 07
D'oh, ya div :P
• United States
25 Mar 07
You mean "diva"