Hospital Waste

March 28, 2007 1:35am CST
A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the tests has left his system upset. Upon making several false alarms to the bathroom...he decided the latest was another. He completely filled his bed with human waste and was embarassed beyond anything he could possibly face.Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cussing and swinging his arms which drew the attention of the security guard. The security guard ask: "What's going on?"To which the drunk replied: "I just beat the sheet out of a ghost!"
1 response
• Canada
28 Mar 07
What a great joke!!! It's amazing how timing can change a situation. Clever use of the word "sheet" in lieu of a word MyLot would surely censor. LOL This was too funny. I would have loved to have been standing ACROSS THE STREET, watching everything unfold, were this to actually happen. LOL Thanks for sharing!