Prayers

United States
March 29, 2007 12:30am CST
Another cute one, and really pretty accurate FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who is handsome, smart, and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who will call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair, and opens my door, Massages my back, and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?' I pray this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a "alcoholic beverage" store and a bass boat. Amen
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@katyzzz (2902)
• Australia
1 Apr 07
Good one, it's worth a good laugh.
@Kaeli72 (1230)
• United States
29 Mar 07
Another good one! I had to share this one with a female friend of mine from Canada. I know she'll get a kick out of this prayer as we're always picking on the weaker species. Whooops...did I say that? :D
• India
29 Mar 07
Good joke, i like it. Thanks for sharing with me.
@alen0224 (528)
• China
29 Mar 07
hehe...Thanks for sharing. A brunette goes to the doctor, and says to him," Doctor, I'm hurting all over my body." " That's odd," replies the doctor," Show me what you mean." So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says to her," You're not a natural brunette, are you?" " No, I'm a blonde," she replies. " I thought so... Your finger is broken." replies the doctor.
• India
29 Mar 07
hahahahahahahahhah nice one dude!!!