The Baby Is Where?

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Jonny's mother was standing in the mirror, checking out herself and noticing how her body had changed in her second pregnancy. Not bad, the thought, while she five year old Jonny running in from outside. What are you doing mommy? Jonny asked. Oh just looking at my figure sweetheart. You have gained some weight mommy, Jonny proclaimed innocently. That's okay Jonny, all mother's gain weight when they are carrying a baby, honey. Are you carrying the baby in your butt? Jonny asked.