March 31, 2007 8:37am CST
After burying his mother nine months earlier,a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted.so they exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket."what is so special about this coffin?" the boss asked the funeral director.he replied,"it has a lifetime warranty."
31 Mar 07
Make the Beds When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent showed it to prospective buyers. I was surprised and impressed that my 15-year-old son's bed was perfectly made each day. One night when I went into his room, I discovered his secret. He was fast asleep on the floor in his sleeping bag.