KIlling a Bear With an Umbrella

April 1, 2007 11:40pm CST
An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor ask him hoe he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. he never misses a season. But one day he's in abit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's in the woods and suddenly a grizzly but appears in front of him! he raises up his umbrella, points at the bear and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him." "That's impossible! Someone else must of shot that bear." "Exactly!"
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@LadyLeene (584)
• United States
2 Apr 07
ROFLOL Oh, my god....