April 2, 2007 9:06am CST
It was a couple's second year anniversary and the husband sent the wife flowers from the office. He told the florist to write "happy annivesary, Year Number 2," on the card. When the wife received the flowers, she was thrilled by the flowers but not by the card. It read "happy Anniversary. You're Number 2". LESSON: Never trust a florist to write your dedications.