Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet

Philippines
April 3, 2007 5:34am CST
You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment. All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3... And even your night dreams are in HTML. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.
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• India
3 Apr 07
the plans of the next day i decided the plans of the next day when i read all the msgs i need someone to say good night to me on the chat and then i can have a good sleep and a sweet dream
• Philippines
3 Apr 07
that's really nice...thanks!
@aradia (68)
• United States
3 Apr 07
lol...some of those sound familiar! i guess that's a sign i should get outta here! lol *does the road runner WHOOSH thing and disappears!* :)
@kathy77 (7486)
• Australia
3 Apr 07
Oh yes well I know that I am addicted to the internet but I think that all members and friends on mylot and other sites are addicted to the internet and we just cannot help ourselves from coming on the internet everyday just to meet with our lovely friends on the internet what would we do without our friends here and how would we meet each other.