April 4, 2007 9:34am CST
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd really love to be ten again," she replied wistfully. On the morning of her birthday, he got up early, made her a big breakfast and then took her off to a local amusement park. What a day! he put her on every ride: the runaway train; the pirates' galleon; the corkscrew roller coaster. Five hours later she staggered out of the amusement park. Straight away, they went to a fast-food restaurant where the husband ordered his wife a burger with fries and a chocolate milkshake. Then it was off to the cinema to see the latest blockbuster, complete with popcorn and a soft drink. Finally, the women wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over with a big smile and asked, "Well, darling, what was it like being ten again?" She slowly opened her eyes, gazed up at him and replied, "I meant my dress size, you idiot." LOL. This is a perfect example of well meant intentions gone bad...Men never listen! ;)
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@alen0224 (528)
• China
4 Apr 07
Ha.. Thanks for sharing and let's go on: A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him," Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." The owner says," I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothng. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal." So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says," Finished already? Good, come in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in." The hobo says," Thank you very much, sir. But there's something I think you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW."
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• United States
4 Apr 07
Thank's for the laugh. your right men never listen to us women. he should have asked her what she wanted to do, that would have given him a clue on what she wanted for her birthday. next time he will listen to her. :) :) :) :)
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