joke
By pengqing
@pengqing (217)
China
April 4, 2007 10:18pm CST
Mother to son bought a parrot,then ride home.In the car,my son asked his mother:"this is the way the parrot or the mother?""Carriers."Mother said."You know how?" My son asked.At least the car passengers were concerned to hear this mother how to answer.With her calmly replied:"You did not see this, you coated with a Lipstick?"
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@lonely_f16 (2146)
• Philippines
5 Apr 07
i don't understand but then...here's another...
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
"Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
credits to: jokes.comedycentral.com
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@i_am_anish_s (123)
• India
5 Apr 07
once a man went to a barber shop mistaken it as a hotel...he asked"what all do u hav?"
barber replied "cutting and shaving"
man said"then bring each of them one plate each"
ha...ha....ha
