The Chocolate "Diet"!

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My bishop at church once gave me this Chocolate "Diet". Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, skim milk, whole wheat toast Lunch: 1/2 baked boneless, skinless chicken white meat, steamed veggies, plain brown rice and 6 Oreo cookies. Snack: 8oz skim milk, rest of cookies in the bag. Dinner: 12 oz sirloin steak, baked potato with sour cream, broccoli with cheese sauce, soft drink, double chocolate cheesecake with raspberry sauce. Rules: Foods of the same color have the same nutritional value; Asparagus and mint ice cream. Foods that are cut or broken have no calories, they fall out. Chocolate is a universal substitution for any food item. I think even I could stick to this "diet".