an old joke 4 u

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An old man and an old woman sitting on the swing He reaches over and pats her bottom and says "if that thing would lay eggs, we'd get rid of the chickens". She didn't say anything, they kept swingin A few minutes later, he reached over and squeezed her boob and he said "if those things would make milk, we'd get rid of the cows". She never said a word and they kept swingin. After a few minutes passed, the old woman reached over and she touched his winky and she said "yeah, and if that thing would get hard, we'd get rid of your brother".