Funny lines

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this movie was funny and had a plot to it. every small thing gelled together. It was a while ago that i watched the movie. but I would like to remember some of the funny lines/ scenes. if you can help me out, that'd be great. i'll start off: sam: daddy how long you gonna live for? micheal: *on phone* one minute. sam: ONE MINUTE?! micheal: aw no hunnie, i'll live for 200 years how bout that? this small funny scene was made important in the end when adam was dying in the hospital. it almost brought a tear to my eye.