April 14, 2007 7:20am CST
A man gets stopped living the river with a cooler full of fish. And the police asked to see his fishing license, which the man doesn't have. The officer says he is going to write him a ticket for fishing without a license. The man say," I wasn't fishing. These are my pet fish. Once a week I bring them down to the river and let them out to swim. After awhile I whistle and they swim back into the cooler." So the cop knowing he has caught the guy in a lie, tells him to prove it. So the man releases the fish into the river. After a while the cop tells him to call them back. "Call who back?", says the man. "The Fish", says the cop. "What Fish?" asked the man.
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14 Apr 07
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"
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25 Apr 07
Me and my husband enjoyed that alot. It was cute and funny. He said maybe that is what he should do. I bought license once paid 15 dollars for them and didn't even get to fish. I love fishing though it is so relaxing and when You get a bite exciting.. But this guy here was slick..lol