Fish Diagram Toy Time Travel Drama!
October 19, 2006 9:48pm CST
Picture it: A man finds a toy that has a diagram of fish on it. He gives the toy to a farmer who's working on a theory about Descartes. The man offers the farmer a staff that enables time travel, but it's broken. Disappointed, he learns that his neighbor has HIV. Question: Will the neighbor enjoy a new TV show about ferrets who kill donkeys?