$100.00
By raydene
@raydene (9871)
United States
April 15, 2007 11:18am CST
Volunteers
On the way back to New York as a man was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.
About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter said,
"If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step forward..."
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4 responses
@alen0224 (527)
• China
15 Apr 07
LOL! Your joke is pretty funny. Here comes mine, hope you will enjoy it too.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie!"
"A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the past
situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu!" She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."
@danishcanadian (28953)
• Canada
15 Apr 07
That's a darn good joke. A friend of mine who lives in Arizona told me that joke yesterday. I thought it was funny because only a month and a half ago, I was sitting at the Phoenix airport planning to fly just North of New York! ;-) I thought it was a great story. Thanks for sharing.
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