6 months ago
since we're friends, I would like to share with you a little history about myself which I like to call "eyeneed30Gs: FIVE YEARS AGO".
SCRIPT FOR M-DIESEL
MILT-DOGG: With me in control of Boxopolis, Daddy Milton will never succeed in his business as a web designer and cartoon founder as long as I hinder him from trying to practice and get better in the following multimedia projects from his school, of course:
• Adobe Photoshop
• Adobe Illustrator
• Adobe Premiere Pro for Digital Sound, Video Images and Text
• And Milton’s least favorite, AUTODESK 3Ds-MAX for animating yours truly and those pesky do-gooders of my doggy-eared foe, M-DIESEL.
In doing this wicked plot, Milton will NEVER get hired at those top multimedia companies, which means he can’t pay his student loans in full. I’m going to make Milton’s future in cartooning a living nightmare! He’ll remain at that crappy pizza place in JANAF forever and he will always be in debt to those loan lenders, thanks to me![Laughs wickedly]
M-DIESEL: Not if I can stop you, Milt-Dogg!
MILT-DOGG: Curses! It’s that pesky glob! You’re dead now![Growls]
M-DIESEL: I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me. No weapons formed against me shall prosper.
MILT-DOGG: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo![Turns into a pillar of salt]
M-DIESEL:[looks up toward Heaven] Thank You, Lord.
The End
Monday, April 9, 2007
“M-DIESEL”
With LEE HILL as H. R.
H. R.: This is the life! A wonderful vacation with the family—I’m away from Norfolk and away from the job. Just kick back and relax on this spring break of 2007. Away from all the stress and people that would dearly try my patience as M-Diesel. Not even Milt-Dogg can ruin my well-deserved week vacation on the Royal Caribbean (RC) cruise to the Bahamas.
I had a great time leaving from Norfolk to Orlando, Florida being my first time riding on an airplane. My peeps and I got to Florida at 11:30am this morning and after checking in with our passports and luggages, we got on the RC at around 1:00pm. Lunch was great and so was the dinner. Now it’s 10:38pm. We should make it to the shores of the Bahamas by 7:00am tomorrow morning.
This was just my first day and first night on the cruise. Just four days and three nights to go! Within those days, I’ll work on completing those homework questions from my Monday night class textbook. But for now, I’m just having a good time being with my family on this cruise and looking at the animated movie “Over the Hedge” on this laptop.
Well, gang, I guess I’ll call it a night. This is H. R. (or M-Diesel) signing off. Good night! |