you make me sick

Hello, my name is Delusional, and I Deserve $18 Million

Pardon me Barry, it appears that someone replaced your arms with tree trunks. Oh, those are your arms?21 seasons and 734 homers after busting onto the scene in Pittsburgh, Barry Bonds (barely...

10 Reasons the Yankees Will Win the World Series Will Lose in the First Round

I'm in Las Vegas for the weekend and had been anticipating a few days of gambling, good food, and some exciting games. $200 and 14 Tigers runs later, I've crawled back to the hotel room to hide my...

BALCO and Barry Bonds: A Tale of Love and Deception (A Steroid Scandal)

BALCO is the worst sort of lover: she sucks you in with promises of fine gifts and making you a “better player”, then turns you into a drug addict. After you’re hooked, of course, she’s ashamed to be...

Oh, Losing is Bad?

I'm going to the stadium tomorrow to paint this picture in the clubhouseThe Yankees have lost 6 in a row, and with the exception of last night, when the offense was apparently taking a the day off to...

Time For Some Bitching About This Pitching (And a SMIDGE of Good News...)

It is with a heavy heart that I sit down to craft this post, and I must admit that updating Yankees Chick is a task I've been dreading all weekend for lack of anything non-A-Rod-related to say. After...

Ouch! Paper Cut!

The season has only been in full swing for two weeks, but the Bronx Bombers have already managed to amaze me. No, I'm not talking about their offense, which has been solid and a joy to watch. I'm...