Some questions to consider..

There were four people sitting in a train compartment: an old lady who was knitting, a young woman who was reading a book, a lecturer who was talking about his research, and his young student whom he was taking to a conference, and who was listening to his lecturer and taking down notes.
This situation continued for quite a while. The old lady knitting, the young woman reading, the lecturer talking away, and the student listening.
Then the train went into a tunnel, and the compartment was plunged into darkness. No-one could see anything. Suddenly there came the sound of a loud kiss, followed by a hearty slap. As the train came out of the tunnel, eveyone was in the same position as they had been before.
Now the old lady thought that she knew what had happened. Good for her, she thought, that young man has just kissed the girl, and she slapped him.
The young woman thought that she knew what had happened. How funny, she thought, the young man tried to kiss me, kissed the old woman by mistake, and she gave him a slap.
The lecturer thought that he knew what had happened. It's not fair, he thought, my student kissed that girl, and she slapped me by mistake.
But only the student really knew what had gone on. Under the cover of the darkness, he had loudly kissed the back of his hand, then slapped his lecturer and got away with it.

They were interesting questions but i just donot havce the strength and patience to try to answer the questions in this exam I gave up trying to study and taking exams I will return and see if any one has the courage tom actually answer that bevy of questions Good Luck and Have a Great day

This little old lady was nearly blind and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best son to her.

So son # 1 bought her a 15 room mansion.

Son # 2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur.

Son # 3 found her a parrot that had been training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could tell him any of your troubles and the parrot could give you a good answer out of the Bible, word for word.

The old lady said to the first son, "Son, the house is just gorgeous but it's really much too big for me. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway." Then she confronted her second son with "Son, the car is beautiful, it has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and I really don't like that driver, so please return the car."

Next, she went to son number three and said, "Son I just want to thank you for that most thoughtful gift. That chicken was delicious."

Submitted by Dave, Bolder, CO