No offense to blondes I am one my self!
By sjohnson628
@sjohnson628 (3197)
United States
April 27, 2007 9:45am CST
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes charter a double decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Reno. The Brunette team rode in the bottom half, the Blonde team on top.
The Brunette team really whooped it up, having a great time when one of the members realized that they had heard nothing from the Blonde team upstairs. So she went up to investigate.
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The Brunette asked; "What the heck is going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"
One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered.....YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
27 Apr 07
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, ''if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?''
''Absolutely,'' the lawyer responded.
The butcher immediately shot back, ''Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning.''
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer.
The contents read ''Consultation: $25.00.''
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@honeyangel (1991)
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27 Apr 07
great joke thanx
11 women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a red head.
As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonising few moments no one volunteered.
Finally the red head gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
The blondes applauded.
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@sjohnson628 (3197)
• United States
28 Apr 07
Your welcome thank you for responding jbb316!
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@TheGreatWhiteBuffalo (4822)
• United States
29 Apr 07
Great stuff, as a truck drive can I drive the upper deck?
LOL, did I say I started out Blonde until my hair turned dark? Now it's going light again, that is light as in my hair is very liberally dispersed upon the top of my head, and turning gray.
You know the balding joke? If a man loses his hair up front, that means he is a thinker, and if you lose it out back he is sexy... and if like me a guy loses his hair both front and back, well we just think we're sexy...
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@sjohnson628 (3197)
• United States
29 Apr 07
LOL That's a great one! Thanks for responding!
~Sherry~ ('',)
@elshaddai123 (3981)
• Kottayam, India
2 Jun 07
Whether one is white or black, it is nobody's mistake, God gave it we have to accept it.
