A response to those who say they don't understand women:-)

Angelic smile - I'm an angel really - lol
May 9, 2007 2:34am CST
I noticed yesterday that there were a few guys on here saying they didn't understand women. I though I would share these words with them, and with the ladies too - lol WORDS WOMEN USE 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying '%@&* YOU!' 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong' - for the woman's response refer to #3. So guys, does that help - lol
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@biwasaki (1745)
• United States
9 May 07
ROFL!! I literally fell off of my chair laughing at this. I can relate to every single one of these, and I think I'll print it out for my husband to refer to when we get into an argument. Thanks so much for the laugh, it made my day!! :)
9 May 07
LOL - my partner's response was What men say 1. Yes Dear 2. See number 1
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@biwasaki (1745)
• United States
11 May 07
I love your partner's response! And of course I agree with it 100%. Thanks for the BR!!
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@lvap0628 (731)
• Philippines
16 May 07
You are on target with this one recycledgoth. I have used these words at one point or another.
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16 May 07
LOL I think we all have at some time or another, but it still makes me giggle. Glad you enjoyed it
@rhinoboy (2129)
15 May 07
I got this in an email yesterday, and my wife uses every single one... AND I fall for it every time. Women should realise that us men are rally just simple folk, aiming to please our women and be justly rewarded.
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15 May 07
LOL - I do appreciate my partner even though he falls for these most of the time. For what it's worth, hun, there are always the rebuttal jokes but I don't know where I put them :-)
• Philippines
14 May 07
~~LOL I love your post Recycledgoth and so true..~~lol Now I do understand myself better too, especially with the "whatever" and "nothing" word. Which I must admit I use often.~~lol (^^,)
15 May 07
LOL glad you like it hun and yes, it is so very very true
@baolihua (114)
• China
15 May 07
lol.this is interesting.and some are exactly the same as girls i know.especially #4,'go ahead',i always said that,and my friends all know that mean 'dare you' now. this is really a good topic,can i ask your permission to copy it on my blog in China?i want my friends to see this.:)
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15 May 07
I'm glad you like it hun and please, feel free to share it with your friends
@mycharm88 (2288)
• Philippines
16 May 07
This is very good for a laugh!You made my day,though not all of it applies for me, now i understand why my BF and some of my male friends always say it's hard to understand women LOL!! thank you for sharing this.. God bless
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16 May 07
Glad you enjoyed the laugh hun, welcome to MyLotland
@feralwoman (2199)
• Australia
9 May 07
As a woman Goth, this is sad to say but how true this is! Especially No 3 which i'm guilty of and hubby is now wise to! lol
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9 May 07
LOL yup my partner is wise to most of them by now, hence his response of "yes dear" to almost everything
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• United States
9 May 07
Yee gads, my whole family speaks this language. I think the kids were about 10 when they started speaking it. The "yes, dear" part is included for both parents.
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9 May 07
PMSL it struck me as so very true when I read it first time
• United States
9 May 07
ROTFLMAO!!! This should help them understand! I seriously doubt that they will ever understand though! I love this hon! I am going to add it to my jokes. Thanks for the laugh.
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10 May 07
:-) you're welcome hun
@whyaskq (7523)
• Singapore
9 May 07
Very interesting points worth noting BUT... does it applies only to women? Personally, I think it does not apply to some women BUT it does apply to some men too. How about some version for men? To make a pair :P
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9 May 07
LOL the men's version should, I believe, read 1. yes dear 2. see #1
@mummymo (23706)
9 May 07
I have read this before and it always makes me laugh - so many of them are just like me! I did try to help the other half out by letting him read it but he just thought it was a joke and laughed - poor misguided sod! xx
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9 May 07
LOL oh yes, poor midguided sod indeed. Just like my lovely partner, who is slowly beginning to realise ..... *grin*
@romel_ece (1290)
• Philippines
9 May 07
Thanks for this valuable information my friend.It is always good to know that some words used by women. Know I understand what does these words mean.
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9 May 07
LOL - I'm sure it will help you to understand us better hun
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@yanstill (1490)
• China
16 May 07
aw,your topic really hit the point.espeically the first one:fine,i can imagine that.and i found that men also use this when they tend to end an argument,when the other one is a man but not a woman.lol,i don't know what a woman will react if a man say 'fine' to her,maybe got raged and ...i think these nine statements are better only used by women to men.
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@Hart57 (359)
• United States
9 May 07
This list really rings true! I have often heard many of these words from the women in my life. I sort of sensed the underlying message. I think I understand women pretty well: they need to be listened to, paid attention to, and they need to know that they are appreciated. Does that pretty well sum it up? Or at least cover most of the bases?
@Sherry12 (2472)
• United States
9 May 07
So funny! - but exactly true. I found myself in all those statement. My poor husband.
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