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| There have been a flux of new viruses lately and I just want to make sure you are aware of them and take great precaution. The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through Windows. Now don't tell me that you haven't been warned. | | | | | |
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1. seabreeze (506)
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5 years ago
| | My computer infect a trojan horse viruses.It is a new viruses.cleaning very difficulty. | | | | | | |
gifana (2229)
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5 years ago
| | I have had a few of those too. They are big pests. Thanks for dropping by. | | | |
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2. yasaran (478)
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5 years ago
| | Thanks for the info, I update my antivirus daily. | | | | | | |
gifana (2229)
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5 years ago
| | Either you didn't read the entire post or you do not understand the humor in this post. These viruses are not real and you should not worry about them. Thanks for dropping by. | | | |
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3. claudia413 (2540)
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5 years ago
| | I think something got lost in the translation ;). Thanks for brightening up my day. Does this go to show you that some people just read the title and not the whole discussion? LOL | | | | | | |
gifana (2229)
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5 years ago
| | Hi claudia (again). Yes, that's why my comment to the second one....forgot to mention it in the first one. It is not hard to understand why some of those to whom English is a second language would not see the humor and take it seriously. I never thought about that when I posted it. However, I will not give them negative ratings for that reason. + | | | |
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4. coachflaps (571)
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5 years ago
| | lol, I don't know which is funnier, your original post or the first two responses you've received. | | | | | | |
gifana (2229)
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5 years ago
| | roflmao....forgive them coach for they know not what they read. I have that same problem with Portuguese jokes...the double meaning goes whizzing by. Thanks for dropping by and your humorous input. + | | | |
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gifana (2229)
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5 years ago
| | Your new virus definitely earns you the Best Response of the Day....at least for my posts. I always have a nice day! but thank you for reminding me. + | | | |
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