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myLot reputation of 97/100. retardedrugrat (3665)   ranked 916 out of 26,919 in people 5 years ago

Lol, please don't take this the wrong way. It certainly gave me and my partner a good laugh.

Yesterday, we bought a little table top charcoal grill. I've wanted one for ever, but the area we live in is known for being a little bit rough. Stealing, in particular, is an issue, and so we wanted something that we could bring indoors once it's cooled down.

So, we buy the grill, and set it up, and start grilling. Whilst we were grilling, my partner brought out a chair for the plates. Now, this chair is what we used to use for the PC desk, and it's falling apart, to the extent that it wouldn't support anyone's weight. It's not even worthy of being junk.

After we had dinner, we headed indoors, closed the glass door and the curtains and watched a little bit of television. Later in the evening, we had to head out, and so, I figure okay, I'll bring the grill and everything in from outside. I go outside, and there's the grill, and everything we used, such as charcoal, lighter fluid, utensils - but no chair.

Some idiot had stolen the chair! With everything out there, it would have made far more sense to steal the grill and the accessories we bought to go with it, but no, they stole the one thing we've been meaning to get rid of because there was no further use for it LOL.

Telling my partner was awesome. The look on his face was priceless. We can't get over how DUMB some people can be, but at the same time, we would like to thank whoever took the chair off our hands. They did us a huge favor LOL.

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1. myLot reputation of 93/100. Transdisc (18434)   5 years ago

That is very funny, retardedrugrat, but also sad that you live in such an area.

A few years ago one of my best friends had to have some work done on his car, so he left it at the mechanic's shop for a few days. During that time the only transportation that he had was an old bicycle. He called and told me that he would be riding the bike around if he needed to go out. I offered him the loan of a car, but he said that the bike was fine, and that he was looking forward to a little exercise. He rode the bike to the Post Office and the Grocery store that day.

The next morning he called to tell me that his bike had been stolen. I laughed so hard that I couldn't breath. The thing is, this was the worse bike ever. It was stolen right out of his garage, and there were other things of more value in the garage. My friend lives in a very small community, and it's astounding that anyone would even happen by, much less steal his bike. Plus, the bike had been leaning against the side of his house for 9 years without being touched, then the one time he needed it, it was pinched!!

As funny as that is, I had an even bigger laugh three days later when he called to tell me that the bike had been returned!! He woke up, went outside, and there sat the bike.


myLot reputation of 97/100. retardedrugrat (3665)   ranked 916 out of 26,919 in people  5 years ago

LOL. Thats hilarious! And its funny because as my partner left for work this morning, I told him I was going to be keeping an eye out to see if anyone returned the chair LOL.

If they do, I'm so leaving it outside to see how long it is before it gets stolen again!


myLot reputation of 93/100. Transdisc (18434)  5 years ago

Thanks for the Best Response! I hope the chair hasn't returned. :)

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2. myLot reputation of 90/100. bonbon664 (2528)   ranked 1,005 out of 26,919 in people   5 years ago

Thieves and criminals are generally idiots, that just goes to prove it.


myLot reputation of 97/100. retardedrugrat (3665)   ranked 916 out of 26,919 in people  5 years ago

Absolutely LOL. Without a doubt. Heck, they couldn't even get money for scrap for it LOL.

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3. myLot reputation of 93/100. MH4444 (1383)   ranked 1,019 out of 26,919 in people   5 years ago

That's really sad.


myLot reputation of 97/100. retardedrugrat (3665)   ranked 916 out of 26,919 in people  5 years ago

Sad but funny too lol.

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4. myLot reputation of 96/100. gardengalz (1778)   5 years ago

Haha, that is funny. I guess that person decided that they needed the chair more than the grill. Now you can go to Ikea or Jysk and get a new chair that you both like and not have to spend a lot of money. Enjoy your grill!


myLot reputation of 97/100. retardedrugrat (3665)   ranked 916 out of 26,919 in people  5 years ago

Lol, well, we already got a new chair, and thank god too, because IKEA is an evil evil store!! I cannot go there and buy just one thing! Last time we went, we went to price up PC desks. We came home with new bedding, a bed frame on order, some new glasses, and a new light fixture for the bedroom. No PC desk though *rolls eyes*

I certainly intend to enjoy the grill lol. It's all part of the health kick that I've started. But now I don't have a chair for the plates any more LOL.

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5. myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 327 out of 26,919 in people   5 years ago

Oh that story is fantastic...hey maybe they thought the chair was a priceless antique or something worthy of Sotheby's--LOL--but hey, they did you a favor now? Didn't they?


myLot reputation of 97/100. retardedrugrat (3665)   ranked 916 out of 26,919 in people  5 years ago

Oh yes Pyewacket LOL. Definitely worthy of Sotheby's - garbage can LOL.

They certainly did us a favor though lol, and my partner and I are still in a state of shock about it. Every time I mention it he starts off giggling and then we end up laughing uproariously about it LOL.

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6. myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3210)   ranked 1,422 out of 26,919 in people   5 years ago

some one broke into my car once to steal my 200 cd player. they left about 500 cd, a 300 dollar camera and 60 dollars in cash in the ashtry. yeah, i was stupid for have all that stuff in my car anyway, but i was at a casino, a pubilc parking lot with lots of foot traffic, but breaking a window and ripping out the cd player took more time, and less profit, than the other things they could have taken!!!


myLot reputation of 97/100. retardedrugrat (3665)   ranked 916 out of 26,919 in people  5 years ago

It's strange sometimes, although smashing a window to take a CD Player when they could have taken off with god knows what else in half the time is just plain astounding.

Seems thieves really ARE dumb lol.

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7. myLot reputation of 96/100. lordwarwizard (10625)   ranked 763 out of 26,919 in people   5 years ago

Are you sure the chair didn't get burned into ashes by mistake or something? :P

Anyway, it's crappy that you are living in such a "precarious" neighborhood. Thieves! Yucks! Shame of them!!


myLot reputation of 97/100. retardedrugrat (3665)   ranked 916 out of 26,919 in people  5 years ago

Lol, I'm positive the chair didn't get burned to ashes. We used it for the plates, not the Grill :P

Honestly, this is the first time we've had anything stolen, and we've never had any other problems while we've been here, apart from the stupid dumb ladies in the office about our kitchen sink :o)

I just find it totally amusing how they took the one useless thing.


myLot reputation of 96/100. lordwarwizard (10625)   ranked 763 out of 26,919 in people  5 years ago

Maybe the thief just thought to be nice and leave you the more expensive things. Or he just needed a chair. :P

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8. myLot reputation of 95/100. gabs8513 (23375)   ranked 696 out of 26,919 in people   5 years ago

Lol well I have to say that was not a professional then lol
Mind you if it was dark outside lol they will find out when they get it home
But I have to admit why the Chair and not the Grill and that


myLot reputation of 97/100. retardedrugrat (3665)   ranked 916 out of 26,919 in people  5 years ago

Lol, it was still light, and so they can't have failed to notice the state of it.

Not only that, the grill was cold already too. Maybe they didn't want to run the risk of burning their hands, and so just didn't take the chance.

Most people round these parts aren't professionals lol, they just don't have any common sense. Come to think of it, maybe thats the problem ... :P


myLot reputation of 95/100. gabs8513 (23375)   ranked 696 out of 26,919 in people  5 years ago

Lololol well I hope they can make use of the Chair
I am sorry though that you have to live in that sort of Enviroment

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9. myLot reputation of 97/100. alpine_007 (1199)   ranked 212 out of 26,919 in people   5 years ago

that is really funny, the theives, burgulars are always fools because they are fools that is why they steal things and they have proved that they are fools but i think that you should thank God for making him such fool, and you should thank that person who took the chair instead of the other things

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10. myLot reputation of 96/100. TerryZ (11452)   ranked 314 out of 26,919 in people   5 years ago

Wow what a great story.LOL I love it. Yes some people are truely dumb. And I cant believe they came up when you still at home. Now that takes guts right there.LOL I guess why will never figure out some people.


myLot reputation of 97/100. retardedrugrat (3665)   ranked 916 out of 26,919 in people  5 years ago

Oh, it definitely takes guts, but see thats the thing. Our curtains were closed to keep out the sun because it shines onto the television.

We couldn't see out, and they couldn't see in. It just astounds me that they took the chair and not the grill. The only thing I can think is that maybe they saw us using it beforehand and decided that it might still be too hot for them to handle. After all, a burn from a grill is a nasty burn.

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