What is the best fridge magnet you own or have seen??  

I have several good ones. One is "my back goes out more than I do" Another one "dinner is done when the smoke alarm goes off"

Another one is "patience my @ss, I am going to kill something" LOL

back when I was more artistic, I made one that said, "do your own dishes or eat from plastic ones"

but the best one I ever seen was one that said, "when the smoke alarm goes off, that means dinner is ready!"

I have a magnet on my refrigerator that says, "YOU CAN'T SCARE ME! I HAVE CHILDREN!" I think that is funny!

Another magnet I have on my refrigerator says, "I ONLY HAVE A KITCHEN BECAUSE IT CAME WITH THE HOUSE!"