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myLot reputation of 83/100. Sandy100 (111) 5 years ago

Three nuns died in a bus crash and went up to heaven at the gates St Peter stopped them and told them he would have to ask them each one question before they could enter.

To the first nun he said what were the first people on earth Called.
The Nun replied "Adam and Eve"
St peter told her she was right and admitted her to heaven.

To the second nun he said "Where did the live"
The Nun replied "The Garden of Eden"
Again St peter allowed her to pass through the gates.

To the final nun he said. "Now your the mother superior so your question is going to be more difficult, what was the first thing that eve said to adam"
The Nun was silent for a few minutes then said, "Blimey that is a hard one one"
To which St peter said, "Correct ! In you Go!"

 

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1. vhonne (19)   5 years ago

St. Peter is a naughty one... ehehe

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