Great new invention for heavy drinkers  |
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| The kids are off on a sleepover tonight, the wife is out of town on business and I am heading out for a drink with one of my friends. I have been known to imbibe a little too much when it comes to beer and it got me thinking of a possible invention that may just catch on if given the chance....The TBB (Tranquilizer Beer Bottle). The bottle will contain a floating widget (similar to that used in the Guinness draught bottles) which will hold a small breathalyzer unit. As soon as it detects that you are double the legal limit, it will trigger a tranquilizer dart into the roof of your mouth and will knock you out for the night. The widget will also contain a GPS tracking device which will send a signal to your favorite cab company indicating that you have been rendered mute and they will come pick you up....hmmm, that might just work | | | | | |
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1. MJLami (489)
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5 years ago
| | Good one and I guess you'd be too intoxicated to mind the dart sticking the roof of your mouth too! You know I don't know how common it is yet but there are some 20 somethings in Rockville, MD that have started a business of driving you and your car home when you overindulge. Of course they are a bit high but not considering what a DUI would cost you. Somehow I think that would be more attractive than your invention but I could certainly see yours being useful too. I'm still chuckling - that really was a good one! | | | | | | |
inked4life (3365)
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5 years ago
| | the dart will be dissolvable and will contain trace amounts of the drug "chaser" which helps prevent hangovers | | | |
MJLami (489)
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5 years ago
| | Ok I guess that makes it more palpable then. Still, I don't know - I'd rather drink lots of water so I wouldn't get hung over and then if drunk call a friend, a cab or sleep there would be better choices than taking another drug, at least to me. | | | |
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ItTakesAllSorts (2203)
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5 years ago
| | On the plus side though, it will stop alot of us girls waking up next to a neanderthal. | | | |
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ItTakesAllSorts (2203)
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5 years ago
| | Poor you, did you wake next to a cave woman who looked like Raquel Welsh the night before. | | | |
inked4life (3365)
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5 years ago
| | there is a single mans version available that will shoot a viagra dart and blur your vision so that the most uninviting troll will look good when you are ready to pick someone up and leave | | | |
killahclaire (1717)
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5 years ago
| | pmpl that would save some embarressment of when they cant get it up through lack of alcohol. Instead they would have a major hard on all nigth and the girl would be so impressed. | | | |
alfieklondyke (1049)
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5 years ago
| | Sign me up! bring it on! Drunk with a EE cup And an all night hard on! | | | |
ItTakesAllSorts (2203)
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5 years ago
| | Wow, to end brewers droop would be great, it will give us girls no more aches in the jaw and forearm department!! | | | |
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3. ljcapps (813)
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5 years ago
| | you couldn't have come up with this and patented it before now? LOL my wife and i are going out tomorrow for the first night in a LONG TIME, bugg free (which means the boy is staying with mammaw and pappaw), to a bar, live music, and renting a hotel room within stumbling distance. We're going to get sloppy drunk, wake up in an unpleasant state, have breakfast, and go pick up the boy. sounds like a terrible aftermorning. i can't wait! We haven't been out with friends in a long time without that small voice piping up from the backseat, or going to see buggfriendly movies, etc etc. So, I ask again..what took you so long to come up with this? | | | | | | |
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4. ItTakesAllSorts (2203)
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5 years ago
| | This sounds like a great idea, have you had it patented yet? Where I come from its the women who knock their men out and then drag them home by their balls, so I think alot of these men would be well up for this devise. | | | | | | |
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5. freak369 (3473)
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5 years ago
| | That sounds like an awesome couple of ideas .. if you could market it, you would indeed be a rich man! | | | | | | |
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6. coffeeshot (2781)
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5 years ago
| | If it contains 'chaser' that prevents hangovers then I think that will catch on. I'd make sure I get extra drunk just so I could be injected with it. But it would suck if the cab company was called and you weren't ready to leave yet. Some people can drink an awful lot and still not be ready to go home! | | | | | | |
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7. shanyuo (164)
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5 years ago
| | sounds like a good idea, but I don;t think I would want to be knocked out until I knew I was home.. | | | | | | |
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8. michaelalwynrabago (197)
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5 years ago
| | Nice! Let's drink to that!=) Nice post and more power! =) | | | | | | |
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9. scarywhitegirl (2473)
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5 years ago
| | Brilliant! You could make a ton of money off of this idea... you'd better patent it before someone else steals it! :) | | | | | | |
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10. wachit14 (3235)
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5 years ago
| | I know you were trying to be funny, but you might actually have a real idea hidden in there somewhere. I think any device that could detect that someone has gone over the legal limit would be a great deterrent. There are still too many people on the road who are driving when they shouldn't be. I hope you have a designated driver when you go out. There's no reason not to have a good time with your friends, as long as you get home safely. | | | | | | |
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