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myLot reputation of 98/100. inked4life (3365) 5 years ago

The kids are off on a sleepover tonight, the wife is out of town on business and I am heading out for a drink with one of my friends. I have been known to imbibe a little too much when it comes to beer and it got me thinking of a possible invention that may just catch on if given the chance....The TBB (Tranquilizer Beer Bottle). The bottle will contain a floating widget (similar to that used in the Guinness draught bottles) which will hold a small breathalyzer unit. As soon as it detects that you are double the legal limit, it will trigger a tranquilizer dart into the roof of your mouth and will knock you out for the night. The widget will also contain a GPS tracking device which will send a signal to your favorite cab company indicating that you have been rendered mute and they will come pick you up....hmmm, that might just work

 

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tags:  drinking, alcohol, beer, driving, drunk
 
1. myLot reputation of 78/100. MJLami (489)   5 years ago

Good one and I guess you'd be too intoxicated to mind the dart sticking the roof of your mouth too! You know I don't know how common it is yet but there are some 20 somethings in Rockville, MD that have started a business of driving you and your car home when you overindulge. Of course they are a bit high but not considering what a DUI would cost you. Somehow I think that would be more attractive than your invention but I could certainly see yours being useful too. I'm still chuckling - that really was a good one!


myLot reputation of 98/100. inked4life (3365)  5 years ago

the dart will be dissolvable and will contain trace amounts of the drug "chaser" which helps prevent hangovers


myLot reputation of 78/100. MJLami (489)  5 years ago

Ok I guess that makes it more palpable then. Still, I don't know - I'd rather drink lots of water so I wouldn't get hung over and then if drunk call a friend, a cab or sleep there would be better choices than taking another drug, at least to me.

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2. myLot reputation of 85/100. alfieklondyke (1049)   5 years ago

Now you are going to offend several areas of interests here. Who are the police going to pick up and throw in the back of their vans now? Are you suggesting they concentrate on hardened criminals?

What about the age old art of trying to get the drunkest girl back too your flat at the end of the night as all the sober ones said no?

So many different areas of social interaction this is going to have a knock on effect for!


sexy drunk girlies!

myLot reputation of 97/100. ItTakesAllSorts (2203)  5 years ago

On the plus side though, it will stop alot of us girls waking up next to a neanderthal.


myLot reputation of 85/100. alfieklondyke (1049)  5 years ago

This one works both ways!!!


myLot reputation of 97/100. ItTakesAllSorts (2203)  5 years ago

Poor you, did you wake next to a cave woman who looked like Raquel Welsh the night before.


myLot reputation of 98/100. inked4life (3365)  5 years ago

there is a single mans version available that will shoot a viagra dart and blur your vision so that the most uninviting troll will look good when you are ready to pick someone up and leave


myLot reputation of 85/100. killahclaire (1717)  5 years ago

pmpl that would save some embarressment of when they cant get it up through lack of alcohol. Instead they would have a major hard on all nigth and the girl would be so impressed.


myLot reputation of 85/100. alfieklondyke (1049)  5 years ago

Sign me up!

bring it on!

Drunk with a EE cup

And an all night hard on!


myLot reputation of 97/100. ItTakesAllSorts (2203)  5 years ago

Wow, to end brewers droop would be great, it will give us girls no more aches in the jaw and forearm department!!

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3. myLot reputation of 99/100. ljcapps (813)   5 years ago

you couldn't have come up with this and patented it before now? LOL my wife and i are going out tomorrow for the first night in a LONG TIME, bugg free (which means the boy is staying with mammaw and pappaw), to a bar, live music, and renting a hotel room within stumbling distance. We're going to get sloppy drunk, wake up in an unpleasant state, have breakfast, and go pick up the boy. sounds like a terrible aftermorning. i can't wait! We haven't been out with friends in a long time without that small voice piping up from the backseat, or going to see buggfriendly movies, etc etc. So, I ask again..what took you so long to come up with this?

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4. myLot reputation of 97/100. ItTakesAllSorts (2203)   5 years ago

This sounds like a great idea, have you had it patented yet?
Where I come from its the women who knock their men out and then drag them home by their balls, so I think alot of these men would be well up for this devise.

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5. myLot reputation of 92/100. freak369 (3473)   5 years ago

That sounds like an awesome couple of ideas .. if you could market it, you would indeed be a rich man!

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6. myLot reputation of 96/100. coffeeshot (2781)   5 years ago

If it contains 'chaser' that prevents hangovers then I think that will catch on. I'd make sure I get extra drunk just so I could be injected with it. But it would suck if the cab company was called and you weren't ready to leave yet. Some people can drink an awful lot and still not be ready to go home!

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7. myLot reputation of 92/100. shanyuo (164)   5 years ago

sounds like a good idea, but I don;t think I would want to be knocked out until I knew I was home..

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8. myLot reputation of 85/100. michaelalwynrabago (197)   5 years ago

Nice!

Let's drink to that!=)

Nice post and more power! =)

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9. myLot reputation of 100/100. scarywhitegirl (2473)   5 years ago

Brilliant! You could make a ton of money off of this idea... you'd better patent it before someone else steals it! :)

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10. myLot reputation of 97/100. wachit14 (3235)   5 years ago

I know you were trying to be funny, but you might actually have a real idea hidden in there somewhere. I think any device that could detect that someone has gone over the legal limit would be a great deterrent. There are still too many people on the road who are driving when they shouldn't be. I hope you have a designated driver when you go out. There's no reason not to have a good time with your friends, as long as you get home safely.

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