Excuse me, can I just have a few minutes of your time?....  

They might as well wear heavy billboards for all I care as I'm not interested in being made to feel guilty about charities and other stuff that may or may not be genuine!

Putting food on the table is more important and paying bills...

Ever had issues with those annoying types inside shopping centres?

They never seem to understand that your busy.. Geez, I think we need to get some salesman/women repellent or something to knock the *unts down..

If you ever find one that accepts it, don't die of shock!
~Joey

There was once in a shopping centre that someone tried to hand me a leaflet on help the blind children of africa or something and I just grabbed it and scrunched it up and ate it!!

Didn't taste very nice but my point was achieved!

Indeed buddy!

Those who pass out leaflets are pretty sad. I actually feel sorry for them especially when they stand in cold weather handing them out, they look like street people. (tramps)

Oh well..
~Joey

Big Issue, Buy the Big Issue!!

More bog roll for a pebble dashed toilet!!

It's just like begging but for a supposedly legitimate cause, granted they may be truthful in saving poor 3rd world kids in ethiopia but even so how do I know that it goes to the right people who are in need?!

I just don't and just find it damn annoying idiots trying to pressure me into parting with my cash.

Now if they had a great pair of batman boxers to buy now I would consider it, or a spiderman pair.... I'm not ashamed to admit I have spiderman pyjammas!!

Yeah the accident ones really do pee me off, have you had an accident in the last 3 years?, no but you have... whack!!!

Do you think they could get themselves compensation with no fees to pay! lol xxx

Probably, I bet there have been some who have tried to fiddle the system and claim paying no fees! and get away with it!

wouldn't surprise me wayne - they are masters of manipulation aren't they? xxx

Yeah I should know I'm a master of manipulation, the five knuckle shuffle has bent my weiner all out of shape over the years!

pmsl Can't you claim compensation for that? xxx

dunno?!! self inflicted knuckle shuffle's might not be in the compo policy!!

lol I am sure that sometimes you used some type of erm material to help stimulate this self-inflicted injury? I am sure a case could be made! xxx

It wouldn't stand up in court, it'd be a right flop!!

mm well I don't think that would help your case any sweety! xxx

No there'd have to be a damn right sexy judge mrs to get me on the straight and narrow!!!

All dressed in bondage gear!!! oh yes!!

Yeah I'd rather talk to turds than talk to these foolish poo mongers!!

As for shopping for me! If anyone disturbed me in my hour of shopping madness I'd destroy them with my special telekenetic powers!!!