How many of you remember this song?

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Does anyone remember the Hearse song? We use to sing it while playing jump rope as kids. Don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by, for you may be the next to die. The'll wrap you in a big white sheet, From your head down to your feet. They put you in a big black box, and cover you with dirt and rocks. All goes well for about a week, then your coffin begans to leak. The worms crawl in the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle with your snot. They eat your eyes, they eat your nose, they eat the jelly between your toes. A big "pink" worm with rolling eyes, crawls in your stomach and out your eyes. Your stomach turns a slimy green, and puss pours out like whipping cream. They put it on a slice of bread, and thats what you eat when you are dead.