Shut the door

I can't turn things around as I am in a corner and it is very convenient in that nothing can fall off the desk so I don't spend half the time on the floor looking for things lol. She does scare me full stop as she has become very creepy just lately and asking lots of questions as if she fancies herself as a private detective. Things are always very interesting to her, where people have gone, when are they coming back, why have they gone there, who were my visitors etc etc etc Thank heavens she thinks the internet is a waste of time. She would find out everything here on mylot!

lol yes she would and then I wonder if she would know you was talking about her lol a detective huh?

Well, time has passed, he is still leaving doors open and she is still being nosy. When we get the new house I hope we have a private garden and high fences!

Oh come on, you know how much notice anyone takes of me in this place! I would put one of those auto closer things onto the door but as you know there is one on the main hall door and the darned thing catches my heel in the door nearly every time so I think that is probably a no no. As to Little Miss Nosey what annoys me is that if she is invited in she always declines but if she thinks there is nobody around she will come in and prowl around. Makes me nervous about going into the garden without locking the door but then it makes the place like Fort Knox and not a bit like home at all.

Well, you have seen her in action now, I just wish I could draw because it woud make an excellent cartoon!

Well I would tell her if you don't I will next time I am there and as for the others I would still shout every time

Tempting as the axe idea is I am so accident prone i would probably end up chopping my own head off lol. I like Bong's invention, how do you avoid strangling yourself as you walk through the door though? It is very tempting to put something behind the door, I must admit but you know how much more interesting that makes whatever is going on behind the door and I would have to be constantly opening and shutting the door as Other Half would have millions of queries and I can't hear through the door! I have to admit that nosiness is driving me absolutely up the wall. All I am doing is gradually going through everything in the flat and putting it in the right place, typing at my keyboard,watching TV and getting meals for people. Surely none of that is illegal yet?

I am not likely to disappear, she is still doing it and driving me crazy. My partner is not here and we have a car. No car = no partner or no both of us. Down she flip flops - the sound of those darned things aggravates me too - "where is he? Why is he not here? When is he coming back?" How the heck do I know - he DOES have free will. If I could do the body by the door head in another room I would give it a try, although knowing my luck it would just make her even more inquisitive, sigh

Oh Sassy, I do love your approach to life and love. he is too quick to stomp - he can run like a whippet lol. I would like to clobber the neighbour though, nosy person that she is. She was apparently interrogating my partner tonight as to which cars are owned by members of our family and for how long they are going to be parked here. Ummm they are fully taxed and insured and parked quite legally, so what business is it of hers. I don't know which one to slap, her for being nosy or him for telling her!

Have something in your other hand ready to throw at him then and the neighbor too. The only nosey neighbor I have is a little 8 year old boy who seems to think that he lives here and his house is just for sleeping. Most of the time I don't mind he is quite helpful lol As for who to slap, both of them and then do it again for me hehe yep I'm onry to day!

That is definitely the most satisfying advice I have been given:-) She is still being nosy and has even taken to looking through the window! Tell me, what is so fascinating about a fat lady tapping away at a keyboard? For the life of me I don't see why she bothers!

I think we have no chance of fixing these little issues, sigh. My partner and his Dad do all that lot as well. The nosey neighbour is really getting on my nerves. Why is your cupboard open (because some people are busy and they are backwards and forwards to the cupboard) who owns all the cars I see your partner driving (whose business is that!)who cut the tree back (before it took someone's eye out!) What are you doing, why are you always in your bedroom? it goes on and on and to be honest she doesn't take any notice at all, which is why I tend to keep the doors firmly shut!