Do You Use A Back Scratcher?  

Friends, Have you ever used one? he-he My wife,
when she attended a training seminar in Baguio, our
country's summer capital, brought me a very special
gift, she said. She let me guess what it was. I was
very intrigued, as the box the back scratcher was
contained in,was made of soft wood and wellcrafted.
She told me that if I can guess what is inside, she
will succumb to my loving wishes for the night, even
though she is travel tired. I tried and tried but I
never guessed it right. So, that night, she kissed
me with a smile on her face and said goodnight.
I was left awake scratching my back with the back
scratcher that I never guessed.

Have you guessed, or I mean, used a back scratcher ?