What not to say to a cop...lol  |
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|  NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinkin g?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
got this from a friend- not sure who the author is.
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 shambuca (1394)
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5 years ago
| | thanks- glad you enjoyed it!!! | | | |
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| shambuca (1394)
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5 years ago
| | would love to hear some of his stories- they must be good!!! | | | |
| mummymo (11642)
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5 years ago
| |  yeah but he's a spoilsport - the stories he tells us we aren't allowed to pass on! lol maybe he's scared someone will recognise themselves and sue him! xxx
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| shambuca (1394)
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5 years ago
| | LOL-- i have friends that are cops and I love it when they tell me stories!! Unfortunately I don't get to see them that often cause they work different shift. | | | |
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| 3. rosie_123 (3858)
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5 years ago
| |  LOL to Number 3! Except ever since I read this I've been humming "YMCA" to myself! I used to LOVE the Village People - which I guess shows my age and/or my mentality!!! Now altogether now.........
"Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time!"
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| shambuca (1394)
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5 years ago
| | LOL-- thanks Rosie- but it's not showing your age- I think everybody knows that song.
Oh and thanks- you just had to post the song, right?? Now I'll never get it out of my head...only kidding...LOL | | | |
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| 4. Bizziebod (2122)
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5 years ago
| |  Hi.. Those are quite funny! I particularly liked number 3 -arn't you the guy from the village people! That's a good one! Thanks for brightening my morning!
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| shambuca (1394)
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5 years ago
| | glad you enjoyed it. | | | |
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5.  lols189 (4319)
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5 years ago
| |  lol there good ones shambuca lol
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