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A fun articles I got it from my fren. Hope u guys enjoys it! I strongly agree with some of the quotes, what u all think? 1) David Bissonette - When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 2) Sacha Guitry - After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other but still they together. 3) Hermant Joshi - By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be Happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. 4) Socrates - Woman inspires us to great things and prevent us from achieving them. 5) Dumas - The great question...which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?6) Sigmund Freud - I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 7) Anonymous - "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays & I go Fridays."8) Henry Youngman - "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."9) Sam Kinison - "There's way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriange"10) James Holt McGavran - "I've had bad luck for both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't"11) Patrick Murray - Two secret to keep your marriage brimming:- a) Whenever you'rre wrong, admit it b) Whenever you're right, SHUT UP. 12) Nash - The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... 13) Anonymous - You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. 14) Henry Youngman - My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met..... 15) Rodney Dangerfield - A Good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 16) Milton Berle - Marriage is the only war wher one sleeps with the enemy. 17) Anonymous - A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifields: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."18) Anonymous - First Guy (Proudly):"My wife's an angel!" Second Guy:"You're Lucky, mine's still alive"