What's the weirdest thing you ever found behind your child's bed?  

My son is still really young so he has only tossed bottles back there, but a funny story is my brothers daughter is 5 now but last year he was cleaning her room out really good. He's a single father so he doesn't do the toy cleaning very much. He was getting rid of old toys and things like that, well she has a play kitchen. Well he opened the oven of the kitchen and found it packed full of juice boxes that were all empty come to find out she was getting up in the middle of the night getting something to drink and going back to bed, and that was her trashcan. The things kids do.

When I was a kid, i hid a note from my teacher under my bed until the parent/teacher day. That was not good. My girl has two binkys she naps with and I find them in the strangest places, like she's hiding them somewhere safe. Her crib is against a window, and I found these two odd pieces of metal i had no idea where they came from. Good thing I saved them though, they are a part of the custom blinds the builder had installed, and the brand is very pricey.