"The Bee, The Blonde And The Sundress!" Modesty Be Hanged!

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Another rescued story from my Life! :) I now know for sure that Nature simply loves me! I'm her Guy cuz she always knows how to keep this man amused and inspired! :) One beautiful summer morning as I was bounding down the block towards the bus stop (happy cuz I was gonna take a shore vacation) I saw a tallish blonde lady standing on the corner, wearing a loose-fitting,brightly colored sundress. Now, that wasn't unusual, many ladies prefer this style of clothing for the summer weather- the loose fit helps them keep cool and the bright colors keep them happy, I would guess... What was unusual was the dance she started to perform as I approached from about a half a block away.... She moved like she was running in place, turning circles and stamping her feet in a staccato, stork-like fashion and then she suddenly let out a few ear-piercing shreiks and threw the sundress completely over her head! The half-naked woman (no bra; skimpy,white thong) started shaking the dress and out from the folds flew a good sized honeybee! She then put the dress back on (her face was bright red from embarassment) and simply stood there.... I certainly didn't know what to say, but I asked her if she was OK and thanked her for working out ;) (this made her laugh) Thankfully, she hadn't been stung- this would have forced me to jump into my "insect bite remedies" bag-of-tricks! Any thoughts, similar experiences? PS: Before you go off on your own vacations be sure to pack your luggage and travel kits with the proper anti-venins and, of course, extra sets of clean underwear- in case of emergency nekkid-ness! :)! PPS: Some tavelers insurance wouldn't hurt, either!