It's a wonder that we know what we are talking about.  

There was this SWM I met at the PTA meeting. He had a PHD in childhood disorders like ADD and ADHD. He drove a BMW, in which he went speeding down the road at 80 MPH. After he left the PTA meeting he was talking on his iPhone in the car to his GF. She wasn't really paying attention to him because she and her BFF were speeding down the highway in a VW. They were on their way to the store to see if they could by some food without MSG. One of them told a joke so the BF, the GF and the GF's BFF were all LOL. The BF said, "That's why I love you darling, you are always able to make me LMAO."

When the GF and her BFF arrived home with their MSG-free goodies, this SWM who was her BF proposed and she accepted. They left the party to go talk to a minister who had his MDiv in theology. He told them that before they get married, they should see an MD for bloodtests for VD, HIV and other STDs.

While they were on their honeymoon, the new bride got upset. Her DH apparently had wandering eyes and kept saying, "Now there's a MILF!" When they returned home she immediately phoned her BFF and they went out for drinks so she could cry about her frustrations. Since the BFF had a BS in Psychology, she knew all the right things to say.

Eventually the girl went home feeling some better, but got upset all over again when she came home to find her DH on couch, watching DVD's and VCR tapes. She didn't approve of what he was watching, and started yelling about how we didn't have this kind of problem back in the day when TV consisted of UHF and VHF and there was no RC so we had to get up and change the channels by hand.