What is the funniest thing/trick that your dog has done?

I have a miiature schnauzer and the one thing she does that always makes me, and everyone else laugh is when I say "where's my hug?", she comes running and putts her paws up on my shoulders...I then say "what about my kiss?" and she licks my face....my kids get a fit of giggles every time she does it and the wife says...."yo u better wash your face before you think about kissing me again"

This is about a dog I had years ago. He figured this out all by himself. I came home from work later than usual and I noticed a wet spot on the floor. I had 3 dogs so I didn't know who to blame. I went in the bathroom to pee myself and it smelled awful in there. I looked around on the floor and didn't see anything. Then I pulled back the shower curtain and there in the shower was a BIG dog turd! I knew it was Zack, my big lab/newfie mix. I laughed so hard and praised him for being so smart! Months later I
came home and there were 2 piles in the shower! LOL l guess Zack taught one of his little sisters how to do it, too. It sure makes cleanup easy...put the poop in the toilet and wash out the tub. No lingering stains or smells!