Help me Find "I Don't Know", PLEASE...

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I've been searching for this person, I Don't Know, aka I Dunno, for years and I'm at the end of my rope here! I have no idea if this is a male or a female so for the sake of simplicity I'm going to refer to it as "he" and "him"; this isn't in any way sexist, although he is very destructive and quite sneaky as well, not to mention the fact that he eats like a pig. Anyway, he's wreaked havoc on my household for as long as I can remember and now he's doing the same at my daughter's since my grandkids have been born. He breaks things, he steals or loses things, he makes a terrible mess in the house and ESPECIALLY in the kids' bedrooms! Sometimes he makes lots of noise, then just like that - POOF - he's gone! Sometimes he even tells the kids he's going to do their chores for them but then, when they're asked who was supposed to do it they say...you guessed it, "I Don't Know!" I swear, I don't know if the kids are covering for him or if they're telling the truth but they NEVER know where I Don't Know has gotten to just that I Don't Know has done something bad. He's constantly eating things, especially cupcakes that are supposed to be for the kids' lunches or special chocolates my daughter or I had saved for ourselves. Nobody seems to want to help me try to find him, but I guess I can't blame them because I can't give much of a description. Can anyone here on myLot please help me? I'd appreciate it so much and my life would be so much easier if I could just catch this darn I Don't Know already! Annie