Some Funny Definitions about Wife!!!  

a lady freind once told me...
all the 'silly things' written about wives, are because... men do not how to challenge or acknowledge the wives as 'better, smarter'... so they (the men) made up all these crazy, sometimes unkind words about wives - so that they (the men) will always 'seem to be better' than their wives.

cheer up.... you're right - men are fault also... but you wont see them writing silly jokes about themselves, would you ?

cheer up, dear.

peace!

Hi Subha...wives are always good dear...It's the husbands that are a pain in the neck......God made men and women different.......

.....Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

.....Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved.

....God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.

....The reason why there are only quotes about wives and none about husbands is that.....

...The wives understand by themselves; husbands follow the reports of others..

...Man's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and wife's first is to come to terms with everything.....

...Husbands are trying to know wives ,wives are intelligent enought to master their husbands......

Happy mylotting friend.....

Well, i think these quotes about wives are some of the reasons why a lot of men are afraid to get married...i must admit that i had my own share of nagging and demanding things from my husband but i try to compensate these attitude by doing things that i know my husband would appreciate...

The fighting and nagging are also essential to spice up the married life... and a lot of husbands have their own shortcomings too...

seriously, i dont agree with these. i mean it like an insult. my wife is a part of my life.
the comments may hold humorous for people who take females as a "coomodity or item" and not as wife

Few more..
there are 3 stages in RINGS..
The engagement ring, the wedding ring then the suffeRING..
After marriage the men lose his bachelor degree, the women gets her MAster degree..
A man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished

Adam was walking in the garden of Eden.. God asked him you lokk sad Adam.. Adam Answered, I am bored and lonely here, there is nothing to do... God said I will give you a women she will do everything , she will cook, shop, clesn, rais the kids, work, never say NO to you.. she will never shop and agree for everything you ask for.. Adam answered that is great .. what do I have to pay for that?.. God said you have to give me an arm and a leg.. Adam said WAW .. what can I have for a rib? everybody knows the rest of the story..
Hey Man and women always joke about each other, I am definetely a man who repect the women and think that she is teh best gift in a man life.. just kidding.. and for women not to get upset here is another joke, now for the women
Eve is now walking in teh garden of Eden ..God ask why you are upset she say I am bored, God tell her I will give you a man full of stregth courage, power ego, muscles, he will protect you and fight to death for you, he will be your knight.. she ask what what is teh price, God say, because of his Ego you and me will make him think that he was created first

have a good night a lot more of these wife stuff tomorrow

My favorite one is this one:

Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

LOL! Thanks for sharing this with all of us!

Hello Subha, thanks for sharing. But wife is wife, you can hire/purchase a woman, never a wife. You know things better. Yes my view is that of a middle class God fearing Indian Hindu. Keep posting friend.
DR.B.SARAF Ph.D.