sarsar ji :)  |
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|  1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do
4 hightech sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair
3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess
what
---To avoid side effect!!!
. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola
pedho ko
pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
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1.  shi_2000_21 (2422)
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6 years ago
| |  Very good jokes. keep it up.
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| 2. 9986830567 (47)
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6 years ago
| |  VERY FUNNY JOKE..:)
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3.  ricky1209 (1360)
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6 years ago
| |  A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today.......
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still.....digging for more.
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Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever,
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
Oye yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
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| 4. whitematter (439)
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6 years ago
| |  Banta owned a pub in the Ludhiana, and in the summertime a swarm of flies seemed to just hover over the buffet table. This had been going on for about a month.
Santa, the neighborhood mooch, walked in one day.
"I'm not giving you another free beer!" Banta hollered, as he noticed Santa.
Santa was not without a plan, however. He approached Banta and offered him a deal.
"I've been noticing these flies for the last weeks. If you'll give me a shot, I'll kill every one of them for you."
Banta gave him the agreed-upon shot. Once he had downed it, Santa got up and headed for the door.
"All right," he shouted, "send them out - one at a time!"
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 anjuscor (1156)
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6 years ago
| |  Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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| 5. anjuscor (1156)
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6 years ago
| | in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
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