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myLot reputation of 98/100. raydene (5491)   ranked 10 out of 1,012 in humor 4 years ago

Well I often open my mouth just to find my whole foot in it

I have to tell you though

that I have never ......

This guy really should have shut his mouth!

hehehehehehehehehehe

"A man walks into the doctor's office with 2 black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck.

Naturally the doctor asks why, and the man begins his story.

"Well, my wife and I went out for a quiet day of golf on
Father’s Day. She teed off and we watched her ball head
straight into a pasture of cows. We walk over to look for
it. As I looked around I saw something white on the rear
end of a cow, I walk over and sure enough, there's my
wife's ball stuck right in the middle of the cows butt.

So I lift up the tail, and scream to my wife, hey this
looks like yours! "

So when did you say the wrong thing?

xoxoxoxoxox

 

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1. myLot reputation of 98/100. weemam (6718)   4 years ago

I have said things like this so many times , the funny thing is though it is usually much later when I am thinking it over that it dawns on me lol xxx


myLot reputation of 98/100. raydene (5491)   ranked 10 out of 1,012 in humor  4 years ago

Honey

The moral of the story

is don't say it

when someone has a

gulf club..lol

xoxoxoxoxox

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2. myLot reputation of 97/100. Polly1 (9354)   ranked 56 out of 1,012 in humor   4 years ago

Oh yeh, I have put my foot in my mouth, but I can guarentee I have never had a golf ball in certain areas. hehe.


myLot reputation of 98/100. raydene (5491)   ranked 10 out of 1,012 in humor  4 years ago

See...

And I thought everything

had happened to me

at least once

guess what

I was wrong

oxxoxoxoxoxxo

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3. myLot reputation of 96/100. mummymo (11642)   ranked 107 out of 1,012 in humor   4 years ago

LOL I know a lot of guys who would say that on purpose! I very often say the wrong thing without meaning to but it always used to be at work and something would always come out wrong and it could be construed as sexual - the guys used to think it was hilarious but honest Mom it wasn't on purpose - well at least not all the time! xxxx


myLot reputation of 98/100. raydene (5491)   ranked 10 out of 1,012 in humor  4 years ago

OMG

You are my daughter!

That sounds like me

it really does

lol

xoxoxoxoxoxo

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4. myLot reputation of 95/100. OreoCookie3 (22476)   4 years ago

Ohhhh! He sure was in the dog house then! Making a comparison like that! He didn't mean it that way, but it came out that way! Haaa! Don't we all do things just as dumb? I have said things the wrong way before. Things I have said have come out sounding a lot different than I meant them.

When I was in my 20's I took my car in for work. My dad said I had to get the rear end of my car greased. So I took it in to the garage and I told my mechanic that I needed my rear end greased. He knew what I meant, but just the same he started to grin and look away and then I couldn't help it. I just laughed and turned red as a beet.


myLot reputation of 98/100. raydene (5491)   ranked 10 out of 1,012 in humor  4 years ago

Well Sweets

I sure hope you got your rearend greased nicely

Maybe they should adjust your headlights too

oxoxoxoxoxoxoxo


myLot reputation of 95/100. OreoCookie3 (22476)  4 years ago

Haaa! Wow! w00tThanks for the BR! I'm so embarrassed..I never even thought of this again until you started this discussion... now everyone knows I can really put my foot in my mouth.lol

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5. myLot reputation of 94/100. Goodie123 (7548)   4 years ago

This was too funny.
I don't stick my foot in my mouth, but my partner does.
The only difference is, he knows exactly what he is saying and says it on purpose.
He would definetly say this one to me, if we ever went golfing.


myLot reputation of 98/100. raydene (5491)   ranked 10 out of 1,012 in humor  4 years ago

Hi Doll

I sure hope this isn't gonna be a

nationwide happening

I mean geeeeesssseeee

the poor cows

lol

xoxoxoxoxoxxoxo

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6. myLot reputation of 93/100. winterose (18783)   4 years ago

boy have I done that many times, you know I wanted to start this very discussion but you beat me to it, now what lol


myLot reputation of 98/100. raydene (5491)   ranked 10 out of 1,012 in humor  4 years ago

Well Doll

All I can say is

Great minds think alike

lol

xoxoxoxoxoxxoo

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7. myLot reputation of 66/100. yghfghl (241)   4 years ago

lol that's funny i love playing golf with my family...

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